- — Hugo Chavez declares himself a dictator and promises to send Church hierarchs literature on Marx and Lenin so that they’ll understand what his ‘socialism of the 21st century’ is all about.
- — Officials from Venezuela, by any measure an underdeveloped country, sign in London, by any measure and in itself one of the world’s leading economies, an agreement to subsidise fuel of its public bus fleet.
- — Hugo Chavez sort of makes official his break up with Israel.
- — Hugo Chavez nationalizes local and foreign owned power and telecom companies.
- — Hugo Chavez reasserts his personal commitment to close Venezuela’s oldest TV station.
- — Officials from Venezuela interfere openly in the internal politics of neighbouring countries.
- — Officials from Venezuela declare that the DEA is a drug cartel, while tons of cocaine originated from Venezuela are seized the world over.
- — The bloody coup d’etat staged by Hugo Chavez in 1992 is turned into a national day of sorts. Officials not only celebrate the criminal attempt but stress their pride in it.
- — The former chair of the purportedly independent electoral council is appointed by Chavez as Venezuela’s Vice President. Former Vice Presidents include the current Attorney General.
In any democratic country any of the above would have caused a political earthquake. In Venezuela these events have become part of the idiosincratic political framework, to the point that new scandals overshadow 2 or 3 day-long ones. The whole country suffers from attention deficit disorder, considering the speed at which new issues pop up. It is therefore risible the late ‘rebellion’ that allegedly some communists are staging in Venezuela in purported ‘open and frank opposition’ to the hegemonic construct that Chavez has in mind. In my opinion this amounts to no more than an orchestrated charade by which ignorant fools are led to believe that democracy is thriving in Chavezland. What a load of nonsense.
The stint could be consider newsworthy had the actors performing the show not being PODEMOS, PCV (Venezuela’s Communist Party) and some other chronic underachievers. In truth the ones involved have had a go at being in power thanks to the charity of the supreme leader, and under no circumstances should anyone entertain the thought that they shall risk their current bourgeois status for an alleged dispute over Chavez’s project of unifying all his minions under one roof. Those salivating over it should be reminded that that’s precisely what takes place in communist regimes: one leader, one party, one voice of command, or are we to believe that Venezuelan communists are dyed-in-the-wool democrats after all? Give me a f**ing break, surely Ismael Garcia won’t give up his jet rides and über rich lifestyle…